A Dumb Important Idea

Every-time i read the hitchikers guide to the galaxy i get weird ideas, sometimes they are so out of this world that if i by any chance try to convey it, you will definitely become vulnerable to all kinds of mental disorders and if you  ponder over a longer period of time on the same stale idea there's always a possibility of you having to book your place in the mental asylum. No therapy,no medicine nothing will come to your help, the only way to come back to sanity is to dwell deep into the same idea which sent you there in the first place and discover in that idea something which no one has ever discovered before,something sane,something rational,something not worth causing insanity.Resting on your bed in the asylum staring at the ever creaking ceiling fan and thinking on the idea you will soon find that person resting next to your bed is also staring at the same ceiling fan(assuming your are disposed off in a public asylum having only one ceiling fan serving 10-15 beds) which is an indication that even he is thinking over the same idea and soon you notice not only your neighbour but the entire ward is staring at the ceiling fan!.

Now time to convey the idea,but before that-
READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!. THE FOLLOWING MATERIAL IS MEANT FOR THOSE WHO HAVE READ THE ABOVE PARAGRAPH CAREFULLY AND AGREE THAT THEIR MENTAL STATE IS MATURE ENOUGH TO GRASP IT'S CONTENTS WITHOUT HAVING ANY SIDE EFFECT ON THEIR BRAINS.ON OCCURRENCE OF ANY UNDESIRABLE EFFECTS THE AUTHOR OF THIS BLOG HEREBY EXPRESSES THAT HE WILL IN NO WAY BE RESPONSIBLE AND SHALL NOT BE LIABLE TO ANY PROSECUTION LAID ON BY THE AFFECTED READER.

Here's the idea-
What is one thing common among all the wrongdoers,the corrupt politicians and the terror mongers?They all strive hard to gain importance.To corrupt politicians achieving money and power is the way of gaining importance cause once you have that people respect you,people consider you important.To the terrorist creating massive bomb blast with maximum possible casualty is the way of achieving importance ,once they do that they are not only revered in their own jihadi circles but feared by rest of the world and in some cases they also get the honuor of having their name listed in TIME magazine's 100 most influential people in the world.So the root of all problem is this desire of gaining importance.
What if remove this desire from them once n for all.
How to do that?the answer is TOTAL PERSPECTIVE VORTEX (TPV), TPV is mentioned in the hitchikers guide to galaxy-part2.Its main function or rather intention is to make you feel small,make you feel unimportant.
Installed inside a huge metallic dome a person entering the TPV comes out crying and cursing himself for either entering the TPV or being in category of person who cry out loud in TPV or many times both.
Regarding the category of persons who cry out loud in the TPV are those who think they are very important like some mentioned above(corrupt,wrongdoers etc.).
No, TPV does not hurt them instead it shows them,it shows them an entire visual of the universe in one frame and in one corner they see a small arrow pointed at a microscopic dot on a microscopic dot with a text beside it "YOU ARE HERE" on seeing which they feel aloof n unimportant in this vast universe.All their deeds they had done or should have done to achieve importance all suddenly become like a piece of cake!.Again,this happens to only those who have the utmost desire of becoming something important.
Idea of TPV is great what's greater is that TPV should be used as a mode of punishment for all the wrongdoers.This will also keep the human rights folks happy.
But there's a big problem, a massive problem ,a problem which has the potential of making this entire article unimportant-TPV hasn't been invented yet!!!

State of being---Confused

Chaos,Confusion these words are so deeply rooted in our veins that knowingly/unknowingly it rules our everyday decisions.There's chaos among masses during election who have no idea for whom should they vote and vote for someone who leads them into more confusion, there's chaos among brokers on which/how much stock to buy and which to dump,chaos among poor on how to earn money and among the rich on how to spend it!

Instead of giving all the above illustrations if u still think that I'm exaggerating, let me explain how chaos ,confusion is deeply rooted within us.
We are composed of atoms,or rather every matter is composed of atoms.These atoms having no sense at all on how to move around inside the matter are the main source of this universally embedded confusion,Scientist have found out that u cannot differentiate one atom from another and now they have come up with a new theory altogether that there is always a possibility of an atom being present at two different places simultaneously ,now how is that possible?
Atoms aren't distinguishable so there is always a chance that u are looking at two different atoms at two different places and claiming them to be same.Scientist say they have reasonable evidence to prove this.Scientist and atoms both seem to be doing there jobs ,so who is to blame for this confusion???

Never mind let's stop blaming these indivisible particles and let's be honest and take the blame on ourselves.It's us humans who are responsible for universalizing the chaos.Remember the big bang theory.It states that universe was formed as a result of a massive explosion which took place out of a small clustered matter which contained dense atoms reverberating randomly in form of CHAOS.There u go,again evidence suggest that atoms are responsible.When things had spanned out so well and blame had entirely shifted on atoms we humans or rather some among us stepped into the ring and speculated the big bang theory,was the exact timing of formation before the bang or after???More chaos into already chaotic phenomenon.
Well, out of this chaotic and trivial subject we at least seemed to have reached a reasonable conclusion-
That atoms are the source of chaos but we humans are responsible for universalizing it.Or is it the other way round?Still Confused!!!

A Timeless Reader

Books on my Head

I listen to Books and I talk to them.

I breathe in the Alphabets and exhale out the Words.

I don't look anywhere else

since

Everything that I wish to see is right here in front of me.

I read the Past

and

See the Present, to visualize the Future which I may never see.

cause

All the while I have been reading

I never realized that Future slipped away right past me.

Epitaph of Bin Laden

Claiming something for the price of something is rationality, claiming nothing but still thriving on others expense is begging.Here's one more rare phenomenon--to claim everything at the expense of other's sacrifice, what name should be given to this act is to be decided by those a few who practice it.And the hope that this act will ever be christened is also fading because a few of those who practiced it never lived long enough either to experience it or to name it.The last person and hopefully the last one to practice it after Hitler was recently
Shot dead and the real irony was that he remained in oblivion for a decade from the world which he wanted to claim for himself .So all those efforts, the planning of death and destruction , of claiming someone elses life to claim everything all gone in vain.Or rather gone to the unfathomable depths of arabian sea never to be reclaimed and never to be remembered.Sleep in peace with the fishes!!!

Irony of Life

To write or not to write that is the question,with so many things happening around

you there is so much to hear about ,so much to read about but nothing to write about

because many of the things that you wish you'd have wrote have already been

written.So many things you wished no one had read before have already been

read.All that is left are the things that no one writes about nor even thinks to write

about.To think about whether to write which has never been written before  also

implies that someone else must have had given a thought to that thing which you

now wish to write and would have come to a conclusion that it is not worth writing.

To put it the other way ,you spend hours toiling in vast uncomforting space of your

mind where hundreds of thoughts are showered by so many things happening

around you, you don't allow it to drift away to think of some other thing and try keep it

firmly focussed on one thing that you wish to write about.But suddenly after all the

hard work when you are about to ink a final full-stop the thought that someone else

must have had thought of the thing before and trashed it comes to your mind.

Then starts the downfall,then starts the reluctance, then starts the despondancy and

you never ink the final full-stop.Days pass,months pass,years pass and you happen

to read the same thing written by someone else which once you had thought of

writing.You look back and think about the moment when you were so close to

achieving something but in a split second you let your mind drift away and the rest

was history,and will remain history which no one will ever know, no one will ever read

cause the real winner has been declared.The real winner who never ever gave a

thought to anything else other than writing that thing.And that thing became the story

of his life.You then think this probably would have been your own story but now its too

late for you, it has become an Irony of your Life and will remain so if you don't start

again from scratch and think about a new thing to write.

BATCHA'S death described by THE HITCHIKER'S GUIDE TO GALAXY.

Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy(HGG) is very very weird, so weird that if i describe it, my description of the weird matter would be so weird that this weird description would override the weird description in the book and eventually the weird part which i am suppose to describe would be left out(effect of reading the book twice).Nonetheless i have to keep this blog alive and not allow it to drift away in the vast void called "Internet" and to do so I have to describe some of the most weirdest parts of HGG no matter how weird it would sound but very meaningful as you will later find it.
The HGG says, the world as percieved by human beings is not the way it is,that we are not the most dominant and intelligent species on the planet Earth, leave alone the universe.In fact we human beings are a small part of huge matrix which is a subset of a huge computer program called EARTH.The Earth is designed to find the answer to ultimate question "WHAT IS LIFE,UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING?".To teach human beings how to thrive in planet earth they(i still don't know who 'they' are?) sent hyper-dimensional creatures to planet earth called MICE.
Heres how those mice proved smarter than us,we human beings so proud of our pre-concieved presumption(i.e humans are the most intelligent species on the planet) captured mice thinking that their brains very closely resemble to those that of humans.Human beings carried out various kinds of test on mice in the laboratory and learnt the behavioral patterns in mice when exposed to various tests.But mice were way smarter than us and taught us how to behave by performing some weird actions inside the glass cubical.So the fact that every human being spends his entire life working hard incessantly to earn money and eventually dies carrying nothing with him was derived from mice's actions of running inside the wheel to get out of the wheel.(weird huh???)
So HGG indirectly says mice taught us to run behind money.To put it in a HGG'S way ,mice taught us to run behind,to cheat,to commit fraud for a small something by something inch piece of paper.
And the repercussions of these mice's teaching are still being faced by Human beings and will continue to affect them.Heres the most recent effects faced by an earthling called BATCHA (A.RAJA'S SECRATARY).Baccha was secretary to a human being who commited fraud to earn millions of those something by something inch pieces of paper and he earned it.BATCHA thought even he had chance of earning those pieces of paper along with his master in this deal and he did so.But it turned out that the human beings who according to Batcha and his master who were not supposed to know anything about their wealth t came to know about it.The result of which Batcha hung himself or was hung by someone to the ceiling fan and died.So thanks to Batcha and the training imparted to humans by mice the computer program called EARTH was able to find out an answer which would never be an answer to the ULTIMATE QUESTION.


And here's the answer:
LIFE,UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SOMETHING BY SOMETHING INCH PIECE OF PAPER CALLED 'MONEY'.
Thank You Baccha,Thank You mice,You have taught us a valuable lesson!!!
                                    

WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME!!!

WARNING!-Keep your brains on a low power/idle mode before reading this blog,i had mine before writing it.DONT expect anything intellectually stimulating.

I Finished reading Hitchhiker's Guide to Galaxy-part 1 a while ago,a wonderful book,truly mind-blowing,amazing ......blah blah blah blah !!!

Oh yeah, I almost forgot, its a must read book for anyone n everyone who has nothing important to do in life but to just sit in solitude wondering about life and the sole purpose of their being present on planet Earth at an instant when---

---Sun is at an optimum distance from planet Earth to provide sufficient energy and warmth and not burn up stuff!!!

---when moon is at perfect distance to give rise to tidal waves and become the first planet to have the honor of receiving a human being from planet Earth(who later found out moon has nothing to offer).

---when vegetation on Earth is so abundant and varied that we humans soon get tired of eating it,start to loath it(esp. the green leafy ones) and often opt for non-vegetarian delicacies.

WOW!!!myself arriving on Earth when all these things happening at that specific instant(well 'instant' here is a span of decades and not an infinitesmally small amount/impulse of time as we earthlings look at, don't agree with me! refer to 'theory of relativity' n 'the space time curve' devised by a brainiac named Einstein ) and at that specific place (earth offcourse).

Is this a coincidence, luck or am I some kind of an avatar of God sent in disguise of a human.

Well assuming that later presumption is true will eventually lead me to disappointment.Why???

Consider this ,excluding me there are about 5,999,999,999 human beings thriving along with me on this planet.What I mean to say is God won't send 6 billion avatars at the same time n at same place.Or would he???('is God he or she'?why the hell i am wondering,this ain't the issue that i am supposed to wonder about).

No,obviously he wouldn't ,if had sent 6 billion avatars at the same time,same place who is to become the savior of whom there is no one left would need help,then whom are we suppose to protect???Animals???

Oh come on, we like to eat'em don't we?, kill them and wear their furs on our body to protect ourselves from god sent natural phenomenon(i.c. cold or rain,'god sent natural phenomenon' just sounds better).

Oh no! am i turning into a animal activist.why the hell am i worrying about these things?

I've so many other things to do--I've my project to work on,I've my blog to write.............

Oops guess I've finished writing it.........Ohhhhhhhhh,I should have never read this book....... what's happening to me??????????