BATCHA'S death described by THE HITCHIKER'S GUIDE TO GALAXY.

Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy(HGG) is very very weird, so weird that if i describe it, my description of the weird matter would be so weird that this weird description would override the weird description in the book and eventually the weird part which i am suppose to describe would be left out(effect of reading the book twice).Nonetheless i have to keep this blog alive and not allow it to drift away in the vast void called "Internet" and to do so I have to describe some of the most weirdest parts of HGG no matter how weird it would sound but very meaningful as you will later find it.
The HGG says, the world as percieved by human beings is not the way it is,that we are not the most dominant and intelligent species on the planet Earth, leave alone the universe.In fact we human beings are a small part of huge matrix which is a subset of a huge computer program called EARTH.The Earth is designed to find the answer to ultimate question "WHAT IS LIFE,UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING?".To teach human beings how to thrive in planet earth they(i still don't know who 'they' are?) sent hyper-dimensional creatures to planet earth called MICE.
Heres how those mice proved smarter than us,we human beings so proud of our pre-concieved presumption(i.e humans are the most intelligent species on the planet) captured mice thinking that their brains very closely resemble to those that of humans.Human beings carried out various kinds of test on mice in the laboratory and learnt the behavioral patterns in mice when exposed to various tests.But mice were way smarter than us and taught us how to behave by performing some weird actions inside the glass cubical.So the fact that every human being spends his entire life working hard incessantly to earn money and eventually dies carrying nothing with him was derived from mice's actions of running inside the wheel to get out of the wheel.(weird huh???)
So HGG indirectly says mice taught us to run behind money.To put it in a HGG'S way ,mice taught us to run behind,to cheat,to commit fraud for a small something by something inch piece of paper.
And the repercussions of these mice's teaching are still being faced by Human beings and will continue to affect them.Heres the most recent effects faced by an earthling called BATCHA (A.RAJA'S SECRATARY).Baccha was secretary to a human being who commited fraud to earn millions of those something by something inch pieces of paper and he earned it.BATCHA thought even he had chance of earning those pieces of paper along with his master in this deal and he did so.But it turned out that the human beings who according to Batcha and his master who were not supposed to know anything about their wealth t came to know about it.The result of which Batcha hung himself or was hung by someone to the ceiling fan and died.So thanks to Batcha and the training imparted to humans by mice the computer program called EARTH was able to find out an answer which would never be an answer to the ULTIMATE QUESTION.


And here's the answer:
LIFE,UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SOMETHING BY SOMETHING INCH PIECE OF PAPER CALLED 'MONEY'.
Thank You Baccha,Thank You mice,You have taught us a valuable lesson!!!
                                    

BACK 2 SQUARE ONE

The Hitchiker's guide to galaxy(HGG)-part2(Restuarant at the end of universe) has finally arrived.The GOOD part ---it has arrived earlier than i anticipated(courtesy---fast and free courier services) and the BAD part---an HGG freak says you need to go through first part again to understand the second one(back 2 square one) and the UGLY part--- i haven't yet finished reading the first one(reading lag continues).Anyways having nothing else to do i'll post some of the weirdest, funky but true phenomenons mentioned in HGG.

ABOUT BEGINNING OF LIFE:
According to the HGG------"A hole appeared  which was nothingth of a second long,nothingth of an inch wide and quite a lot of millions of light years form end to end.The nothingth of a second for which the hole existed reverberated backwards and forwards through time in improbable fashion.Somewhere in the deeply remote past it deeply traumatized a small random group of atoms drifting through empty sterility of space and make them cling together in most extra-ordinarily unlikely atoms. These pattern quickly learnt to copy themselves and went on to cause massive trouble on every planet they drifted on to.That was how life began on universe".Reading this I feel very sorry for those brainiacs at CERN who have spent billions of dollars figuring out the above phenomenon.

ABOUT THE STRANGE BEHAVIORAL PATTERNS FOUND IN HUMAN BEINGS:
One of the strange habit of human beings is continuosly stating and repeating very very obvious,as in Its a nice day , or You are very tall,or Oh dear you seem to have fallen down a 30-foot well,are you all right ?
A theory formulated by an extra-terestrial being to account for this behavior:
'If human beings don't keep exercising their lips, their mouths probably seize up.'
After careful observation he formulated another new theory,
'If they don't keep exercising their lips, their brains start working.'

And then there's the most funkiest of them all------ "THE INFINITE IMPROBABILITY DRIVE"
and explaining that would be waste of my time and my blog space cause no matter how hard you try
the improbability of understanding the improbability drive is really infinite.But just to give a try here's a paradoxical statement relating to the above phenomenon "If you are in a  infinite improbability drive mode your probability of ending up anywhere in universe and doing anything at any time is infinite".
Now if you have nothing else important to do for the day i suggest you brood on the above subject,as far as my journey goes thats all i've encountered in my 100 pages long ride, now more 100 pages to go before i can reach out to the restaurant at the end of the universe.

My renewed resolution

I have 30 titles on my bookshelf waiting to be leafed out.Almost all belong to suspense,thriller,spy story genre.One relief is that number will be reduced to 29 this week cause i'll finish reading 'lustrum'.But this trying time doesn't end here, my impulsive action of ordering HITCHIKER'S ..........PART2 has just added to my desperation to finish reading all the pending titles ASAP,to add to it the book will come hitchiking to my door step the day i finish reading "Lustrum" which is 30th book from bottom.
                       To overcome this reading lag as i call it, i resolve to read 3 books per month.Now,suppose i keep the follow through i'll overcome the reading lag in 10 months. It is a daunting task taking into consideration that reading is not my full time job.Would i be able to keep up this renewed resolution of mine???Only time will tell......
                                      

Can't wait to visit the restaurant.......

 No i don't mean it literally.Just a while ago i ordered "hitchiker's guide to galaxy-part2 --restaurant at the end of universe".Its a widely accepted cliche' that either you love hithchiker's guide to galaxy or hate it.Now to which category i belong would take more of reading.Not only this but from the reviews i found the book is a satire which describes some of the most weird phenomenon in quantum physics in a very unusual,nontechnical kind of way,first part had many phenomenon of this kind --one being 'the infinite improbability drive'.

                 This book was never on the 'next on the list ' category,i intended to read "spy who came in from the cold" but i'm facing something called genre wear-out.Presently i am reading a roman political thriller "lustrum".The 400 pages' long book has taken a toll on me.I need to come out of this suspense, thriller genre and read something which is out of this world, and does not require use of grey cells to understand but for that i need to visit the restaurant which is at located at the end of the universe......

DICTATORS BEWARE!!!

Shown here is a $25,000 suit custom made for the recently ousted Egyptian president Hosni Mubarak.Notice closely and you will find his name inscribed on every pinstripe of suit!.

So if you are a dictator or intend to be wearing this kind of suit in public places may prove to be a recipe for disaster.

Here are some points you need to note as a dictator if you don't wish to get kicked out:

1.Live an austere life, avoid staying in grand palaces cause its not symbolic any more and in no way shows how great or prosperous your country is .

2.Value your position as a leader, Work for the people this way you won't get bulgy and lethargic

and there won't arise a need to spend thousands of dollars to reshape you physically cause if you do so that would violate point 1.

3.If you have a son/daughter and wish to see him/her as your successor by giving them best education in an ivy league school, forget it!.Cause eventually they will end up plagiarizing their thesis.

4. Don't you dare ban social networking sites, if you hate it start using it.It is a great way to spread your propaganda among masses and ensuring them that you are following the above 3 points.

IF you still can't follow any of the above points then one final solution------Give up and let way for Democracy as soon as possible and if you don't do that people will show democracy the way in and you the way out.