BACK 2 SQUARE ONE

The Hitchiker's guide to galaxy(HGG)-part2(Restuarant at the end of universe) has finally arrived.The GOOD part ---it has arrived earlier than i anticipated(courtesy---fast and free courier services) and the BAD part---an HGG freak says you need to go through first part again to understand the second one(back 2 square one) and the UGLY part--- i haven't yet finished reading the first one(reading lag continues).Anyways having nothing else to do i'll post some of the weirdest, funky but true phenomenons mentioned in HGG.

ABOUT BEGINNING OF LIFE:
According to the HGG------"A hole appeared  which was nothingth of a second long,nothingth of an inch wide and quite a lot of millions of light years form end to end.The nothingth of a second for which the hole existed reverberated backwards and forwards through time in improbable fashion.Somewhere in the deeply remote past it deeply traumatized a small random group of atoms drifting through empty sterility of space and make them cling together in most extra-ordinarily unlikely atoms. These pattern quickly learnt to copy themselves and went on to cause massive trouble on every planet they drifted on to.That was how life began on universe".Reading this I feel very sorry for those brainiacs at CERN who have spent billions of dollars figuring out the above phenomenon.

ABOUT THE STRANGE BEHAVIORAL PATTERNS FOUND IN HUMAN BEINGS:
One of the strange habit of human beings is continuosly stating and repeating very very obvious,as in Its a nice day , or You are very tall,or Oh dear you seem to have fallen down a 30-foot well,are you all right ?
A theory formulated by an extra-terestrial being to account for this behavior:
'If human beings don't keep exercising their lips, their mouths probably seize up.'
After careful observation he formulated another new theory,
'If they don't keep exercising their lips, their brains start working.'

And then there's the most funkiest of them all------ "THE INFINITE IMPROBABILITY DRIVE"
and explaining that would be waste of my time and my blog space cause no matter how hard you try
the improbability of understanding the improbability drive is really infinite.But just to give a try here's a paradoxical statement relating to the above phenomenon "If you are in a  infinite improbability drive mode your probability of ending up anywhere in universe and doing anything at any time is infinite".
Now if you have nothing else important to do for the day i suggest you brood on the above subject,as far as my journey goes thats all i've encountered in my 100 pages long ride, now more 100 pages to go before i can reach out to the restaurant at the end of the universe.